Correction

III HACE i HAVE BEEN ...

fukin ell why did that happen????

Ho w do you start agaoin on these things????

I have bean on the blower all day to day with journalists asking me about the sale of Kipper Feet Akinde.

They all make the same basic journalistic mistake of believing every single thing that MyLil'Will says in his press releases. it makes me mad as hell that they don't bother even do some basic fact checking.

For example it says on the beeb that Johan Moles and David Davids will be involved int he decision to sell Kipper Feet. This is plane wrong and out of order.

For once and for all, I AM THE BOSS OF THEM!!! THE BOSS OF EM ALL!!!!

I have asked Lil'Wil to get all future press releases signed off by Mrs D (she has got the knack of this reading words thing - even ones that make my eyes go all swimmy and jerky) ... I would also like to clarify that She is not Kipper Feet's agent (and standing to make a nice little earner from the transfer). She is just a friend of his who offers invalubel assistance to a young player who faces difficult letters to read and if he chooses to give her a gift to show his aprpreciation then that is none of your frigging business not even the taxman.

As Mrs D says to me every morning "remember whoes boss".

I am.

El Man