Friday, 8 August 2008

nite of the long nives

Not much to report this week. Buying and selling players mostly - just don't worry about it; I no what I am doing.

I had to force lil'will to ban a couple of the more power-mad people of the forums - according to the beautiful Mrs d (my eyses and eares of the forums) Mrs darter was getting all queenly and dave_w was getting too clever. Mrs D has just finished reading a book called The Art of War for Football Managers by some chinky bloke called Sun Zoo.

His first recommendation is to kill lots of his men at random to show who is boss and strike the fear of god into the rest. This is what I gone done with Erribenne and Nade. I did this before Mrs D read the book so I can say I know about it than this Sun Zoo.

His second recommendation is to kill any dissenters - to stop anyone esle getting ideas about having special ideas.

Mrs D suggested Mrs Dartre as a candidate bcause the off topic forum was in danger of being more powerful that all the other trainspotter groups added together. So she had to go. The other won was daveW he got the chop for being a clever clogs.

That's all folks,

Don't forget to keep voting for me to pick the team. that way you can sleep well at nite and not worry about the long knives.

Tarara for nows! - Mrs D wants to read me the first chapert of her new book: Wizdum of clouds. It is what gives me sleepless nites.

El Manager
(for everyone that has emailed me aksing questions about individual players I say I pick the team so you no need to know - I mean what you don't know won't hurt you. So I am helping you by not telling you. If you no what I mean)

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