Send more tissues!

Not much to report today. Except that Mrs Daish reports that that intelectule prat Payo has been making Mylil'will cry again.

As you orl no I can't read that well. adn I find the tiny lil words on the trainspotters forums make my eyes goes all dizzy and the words swim around like Big John Akinde's kipper feet flapping towards the opposition goal in a rainstorm - like the one we had at Torquay on Monday.

But Mrs D said to me that I had had better check what this bloke Payo (what kind of bloody foreing name is that?) has done. He has only just gone and reported lil'will to the advertising standards authority. I had lil'will blubbing down the fone and making a mess of snot and tears on his t-shirt this evening. I told him to calm down and that I'd ring my assistant John Moles and get his expert view of things.

JOhan was soon on the phone telling met that not only was the advertisment authoruty standards committee as toothless as the board of trainspotters and not worth worrying about but that it might result in more trainsporttters signing up. Because as he siad 'luckly for me and you liam there is no such thing as bad publicity'. I have a lot of time for my assistant Molesy. Top bloke.

So I passed lil'will a packet of kleenex and told him that I would defend him because that advert was clearly a typo and in future all advertising will say:

"for only £35 you also get the expert manager Liam Daish who will pick the best possible team for you so you don't need to worry your tiny little heads about it".

Amen to that.

In answer to the email from my fans: Yes I do sleep well at nite. and Payo has been added to my todo list.

Sleep well Lil'will. Liam loves ya!

TTFN

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