to many chiefs spoil the broth

I no what you are saying. fucking heck laim to posts in just to days! you are spoiling us. Fake Liams keyboard must be red hot.

But I say: I need to tell my fans what I have just discovered. well better what the lovely Mrs Daish bombshelled me with this evening.

She told me that a hacker has stolen top secret posts from the trainspotters forum thing (what makes my eyse go all clicky) . They have got a load of records of Lil'Will and Dave Davids and that eejit Callum ranting about stuff he nows nothing about. Slaggin off the trainsporters and this bord and that bord, all sorts of stuff about the hippy harrython- including the fact that Dave Davids thinks that he is the boss of me.

i reapeat: Dave Davids says he is the boss of me!!! The boss of me!!!

So I ask mrs D something that has been bothering me for a few weeks now. I says "Mrs D what ecslaxly means "See E Oh" and she says "what do you mean lover?" and i says it says here "Dave Davids is See EEE Ohhh". and she says "let me have a look you illiterate fule" and then she laufes and laufes and says" "Cee Eeee Ohhhh" you fule" and I ssays "that is what i just said" and she says "Chief Executive Officer" and I says "What is one of those when they are at home?" and she says "the boss" and thats when I blewed my fuse.

Two hours later and I have to go down to World of Leather and buy a new three peace sweet for my lady - cos i did go a raging around the house, I know it was wrong. But that little eejit says he is the boss of me! The boss of me!

Well that isn't right - isn't right at all.

So I am on the phone to Molesy asking him what the feck is going on and he says some haker got all the top secret infos on the forums and all hell is let loose cos the trainspotters won't like that on e little bit. Molesy is a top bloke and calms me down - talks to Mrs D tells her to get me a drink and one of here valiums. so now i am more calmand writing this.

Anyway best news is that Payo is for the chop - just as soon as Lil'will gets off the plane in magaluf or where ever he has gone for his hols the MyLilwebteam will do him in like they did with the other trouble makers.

but now the baad news: we don't know what the bad uns on the NotMyFC forum no and what they don't no. We are all shit scared. What will HRH Darter and Gooner do with the bad suff? I can hear the paper shredders working overtime at Stonebridge ROad.

More later... much later.

I must sleep - rage does tjhat to me.

I am the SEE EE OH of you! I am! My mam said I was!

Sleep, I ,must sleep

El Man